

Last Friday I saw a series of events that was video game-esque.� It all started when I parked near a stray SunKist soda can, thinking "I will park in the space next to that can, and avoid crushing it."
� Hours later, I was walking to my car from class. The areas directly around the class buildings are grassy, filled with trees, interesting fungus, and is quite pleasant. I was on the second floor of a building and saw a flock of Blue Jays, one of my favorite birds. I had never seen so many in one area, and they were quite active, hopping from tree to tree, havinapos; as much bird fun as possible. I soon left the grassy area and entered the parking area, mostly concrete street. The closer I got to the parking area, the fewer Blue Jays I saw.� Perhaps they had grouped together in such numbers so they could warn me of what would happen next, as the tide turned over to a gigantic murder of Crows. They outnumbered the Jays by tens, and had taken over the parking lot.� I was the only non bird in that lot, and walked through it wondering when they would ironically swoop at me as I thought about how cool Crows were, or if they were instead Ravens. (I assume if they could read minds they would kill me on the spotme for being so ignorant.)� One of them was particularly vocal, sitting on top of a large lamp poast, cawing louder and longer than all the other crows, perhaps shouting orders of how to go about stripping me of my flesh, hair and dignity in no particular order.� Maybe he was trying to tell me a Crow joke that I just wouldnapos;t get.
� There were quite a few Crows around my car, (which they used as a Crow toilet) which soon meant nothing; because I spotted a group of hornets near my driver side door, which simply wasnapos;t acceptable.� I thought I would go around to the other side, and outsmart hornets.� Apparently they thought ahead, and were inhabiting the Sunkist can.� I quickly assumed this was all the Crows doing: they had made a deal with the hornets that, if they stung me to death, doing the Crows job for them, the hornets would be allowed to live in Sunkist Canopilis unharmed.The Hornets, knowing a good deal when they heard one, accepted, and banded against me.� Too bad for them Iapos;m smarter than Crows and Hornets combined.
Seeing the can, I panicked like a man, rocketing my trunk door open, and tossing my bags in my very full trunk, along with myself.� I then noticed that there was almost no way for anyone inside my trunk to close it from there, and gripped the paneling like a champ, pulling it down and risking taking my car apart so I wouldnapos;t fall prey to a deal between two bitter foes to show me whats what.� The trunk closed.
I had escaped,��� I had escaped hornetopia with my life and liberty intact.
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